The economy is so bad that...
I got a pre-declined credit card application in the mail.
A picture is now only worth 212 words.
I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter
asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
I bought a toaster oven and my free gift with purchase was a bank.
Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM...
Motel Six can’t afford to leave the light on anymore.
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